You’ve been out of the dating pool for a while… okay maybe four years. But you’re about to go on a date with that cute guy in your statistics class.

Inevitably, you’re nervous and you wanna throw up the built-in butterflies that reside in your stomach, but you got this, because you are you. You managed to survive four years of high school, four years without dating or physical human contact… what could go wrong?!

So you get ready that evening, put a little makeup on, throw your hair up in a high pony like Ariana Grande… guys like that right? Now, you put on that little black dress you have in your closet. You know, the one with the slit and makes your chest go BAAHM!

Once you have it on, you are looking like a tall glass of “you don’t know what the hell you’re doing,” but you’re owning it, because you are you. Now before you leave, you take one last look in the mirror and smile

BAAHM… and it’s not your chest you’re looking at… it’s those teeth…

Don’t worry…. we got you! Here’s a list of the best teeth whiteners.

Well you’re  saved and you’re teeth are white and you look like a 10! Minus 2….