The College Student’s Guide: Why You Should Or Shouldn’t Storm Area 51

Started by a 20-year-old college student, this event might just be the strangest group project in American history


A Naruto Runner carries an “alien” at Vantage Pointe Hill in Rowland Heights on August 31, 2019. Photo credit: Leni Alexi Santos/SAC.Media

1. You could save an alien.

2. You could grab some alien technology.

3. You can show off your Naruto running skills.

4. There might be a massive party.

5. Anarchy.

1. You might get shot. You will probably get shot.

2. You probably won’t even get close enough to get shot.

3. You could get arrested.

4. There might not even be a lot of people.

5. There might not even be aliens.